May 2012
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bloodylockers:
group photo of the popular activist group Lesbians United
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
911: what's your emergency
me: please send help asap my boyfriend is stuck
911: ok please stay calm where is he stuck
me: in my computer screen
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
gaywardvagabond:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”